Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right
It's the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.
awesome. how do i stop all that though
When you break the law by going faster than the speed limit, the police need to break the exact same law in order to catch you
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
every millennial who’s lived through three economic recessions, a global pandemic, the climate crisis…